Monday, December 14, 2009

10 simple rules for showering in Inuvik

Following these simple rules will result in a stress free shower:
1. Close the bathroom door (if not closed the smoke detector will go off)
2. Fill your mind with peaceful thoughts
3. Check shower head position - make sure it is up and to the side
4. Turn on taps - sometimes the pressure is so great it will bypass tub faucet and come out shower head (for this reason you'll be thankful for #3)
5. Water often needs to run for awhile to get rid of excess sediment build up (you can use this time to floss teeth, read National Geographic) *Note, water shown above is not as brown as in real life
6. Reposition shower head and shower. Note that water temperature fluctuations are frequent and severe. Be prepared for the worst, this may mean turning off the taps on occasion
7. Remember this is only a small part of your day
8. When finished showering do not open the door (see #1).
9. Move shower head up and to the side.
10. Quickly close the door after leaving the bathroom (see #1)

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