take me away

I'm going to spend this evening trying to pretend I live somewhere else. The international students are throwing another party - I think their goal is to achieve beer commercial status. Only they don't realize that nothing breaks or burns down in a beer commercial. This group is pretty special in that they have so far:

• tried to start an illegal bar - a 'speakeasy' if you will
• started a fire on the patio in a plant pot filled with asbestos (we're also 32 stories above ground for anyone just tuning in)
• caught the attention of the police (for some stolen chairs which they then brought back up here)
• caught the attention of building management - they're never too crazy about incidents involving the police
• set off fire extinguishers - in an event seperate from the patio fire (I had to put out that one and they've never forgiven me for it)
• peed in the elevator (maybe - it smelled like pee anyway)

Ah yes, a lot of Fenwick firsts. I can only wonder what will happen tonight...